{"id":1210,"date":"2009-12-24T09:36:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T22:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theprofessionalhobo.com\/?p=1210"},"modified":"2024-06-19T07:41:22","modified_gmt":"2024-06-19T11:41:22","slug":"merry-christmas-and-new-lyrics-for-an-old-carol-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theprofessionalhobo.com\/merry-christmas-and-new-lyrics-for-an-old-carol-2\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Dreaming of a Brown Christmas &#8211; New Lyrics for an Old Carol"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Merry Christmas everybody! While people back home in Canada are playing in the snow, I&#8217;m playing with snakes here in Australia. Go figure. I&#8217;m dreaming of a brown Christmas&#8230;because it certainly isn&#8217;t white here. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>This post was originally published in 2009. It has since been updated for accuracy of links and content.&nbsp;<\/em><br \/><br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This year, Kelly and I are playing &#8220;tag along&#8221; with some friends of ours for a jam-packed few days of house visits, food, cheer, food, gifts, food, games, and probably &#8211; some more food.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And although Aussies also like doing the full roast dinners, the quintessential Aussie Christmas food isn&#8217;t roast: it&#8217;s&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Shrimps on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theprofessionalhobo.com\/australian-abbreviations\/\">Barbie<\/a>! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theprofessionalhobo.com\/enjoying-a-brown-christmas\/\">As I said last year<\/a>, Christmas in Australia is a touch surreal. The temperature being well into the 30&#8217;s (celcius), and the height of summer on-foot, it isn&#8217;t the idyllic winter wonderland that Kelly &amp; I are used to, much less the Christmas the world sees on television.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So instead of everything being white from snow&#8230;it&#8217;s brown from dried grass!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the other night when we were singing carols at the Rotary Christmas dinner, I felt that one carol in particular was just wrong. I mean, <em>Jingle Bells<\/em> &#8211; I could handle, despite the whole &#8220;dashing through the snow&#8221; in sleighs and stuff. Again &#8211; it&#8217;s a stretch for Australia. But I can handle <em>Jingle Bells<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The real culprit here&#8230;is <em>I&#8217;m Dreaming of a White Christmas<\/em>. As sadly appropriate the words are for Kelly &amp; I right now (yes, <em>&#8220;just like the ones we used to know<\/em>&#8220;), it&#8217;s just way too far off in left field for Australia. 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